I’ve recently began working for a friend of mine’s restaurant as a hostess. A customer came up to me yesterday (a wee bit drunk) and asked for my nationality when I told him to take a guess, he figured Korean-American. I then gave him the correct answer: Filipino, German, and Russian. He said with enthusiasm, "Oh you’re like a light caramel mocha." He then walked to my co-worker and said: "Are you going to ask your hostess out? She’s a light caramel mocha."
Yup, most definitely the highlight of my second week on the job.